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Meme time! 
20th-Oct-2008 09:27 pm
Mosey put up a meme so I'm gonna have to go and do it!

Go to urban​dicti​onary​.​​​com and type in your answer​ to each quest​ion in the search​ box, then write​ the FIRST​ definition it gives​ you.

1. Your Name: Michael

1. A term used to describe a girl pretending to be a man online in order to pick up gays.

2. Transgender
- 1. I might set up an Michael today, loving those camwhores right now.

- 2. That girl would be so pissed off if she knew I was an Michael.

- 3. Man, he got Michael'd bad, I had to get out of there before it went to far.
Oh shit I've been caught out!

Your age: 22

The age after 21 where you realize you still have another 3 years to get your shit together
Only 3 years? I can get shit sorted later than that!

3. One Of Your Friends: Nathan

1. A large penis that can't fit into a girl's vagina.

2. A boner-like penis that is dificult to hide in a horny situation.
- 1. Damn dude, you couldn't fit your Nathan into her vagina.. is it really that big?

- 2. Yeah, there was this hot chick I saw in a porno at the store... it totally gave me a Nathan.
Sorry man, had to do it :p

4. What You Should Be Doing: Lounging

Sitting on a bean bag chair, naked, eating cheetos
- Phone rings
- Man 1: hello
- Man 2: what are you doing?
- Man 1: just lounging.
- Man 2: me too.
Replace cheetos with roasted pumpkin nuts and you're right!

5. Your Favourite Colour: Purple

The texture of Kenneth Mitchel's skin tone,
- You a purple ass nigga
Nigga!

6. Your Birthplace: Isle of Wight

Known by many as the Isle of Shite. "People" from this godforsaken island are seen as inbred weirdos by most. They have a cool glass making factory.
- a) Welcome to the island
- b) my sister is also my aunt and is married to my first cousin, and they have 6 children. If you take all their childrens body parts then you'll get 1 and a half full humans
I think they'll find we have TWO glassmaking factories >:(

7. Last Person You Talked To: Kazz

what you call a douche bag who calls himself many differnt things. including nerd cruncher, african american, jewish, and a few others. he is a little white boy who thinks he is black.
- Man: Kazz your my little bitch
- Kazz: I aint be nO oNeS be-otch
- Man: I hope you like a cock meat sandwitch
- Kazz: Do iT cuM wIt Da cReaM FiLlin
- Man: It sure does. Now start eating you little bitch
- Kazz: Man i loVes dEM coCk Meat SaNDwitChes
So Kazz... Cock meat sandwiches! >:3

8. Last Thing You Had To Drink: Cranberry Juice

Blood. Called cranberry juice because it's the the red liquid you get at a cocktail party if it goes on too long.
When I visited your mom, I got so into our cocktail party that I lost track of time and stayed until she started giving me cranberry juice.
... riiiiiight

9. Your Nickname: Afro

one of the coolest hairstyles known to man
*must never under any circumstances be worn by caucasians...it's called an "afro" for a reason.
- "Blake wishes he could have an afro...too bad he's a cracker."
I can't help it ;_;
Comments 
15th-Oct-2008 12:18 am (UTC)
BAhahaha, this is such a great meme >3 I stole'd it.
15th-Oct-2008 09:35 am (UTC)
Well, I don't like to brag...
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