Mosey put up a meme so I'm gonna have to go and do it!
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1. Your Name: Michael
1. A term used to describe a girl pretending to be a man online in order to pick up gays.
- 1. I might set up an Michael today, loving those camwhores right now.
- 2. That girl would be so pissed off if she knew I was an Michael.
- 3. Man, he got Michael'd bad, I had to get out of there before it went to far.
Oh shit I've been caught out!
Your age: 22
The age after 21 where you realize you still have another 3 years to get your shit together
Only 3 years? I can get shit sorted later than that!
3. One Of Your Friends: Nathan
1. A large penis that can't fit into a girl's vagina.
2. A boner-like penis that is dificult to hide in a horny situation.
- 1. Damn dude, you couldn't fit your Nathan into her vagina.. is it really that big?
- 2. Yeah, there was this hot chick I saw in a porno at the store... it totally gave me a Nathan.
Sorry man, had to do it :p
4. What You Should Be Doing: Lounging
Sitting on a bean bag chair, naked, eating cheetos
- Phone rings
- Man 1: hello
- Man 2: what are you doing?
- Man 1: just lounging.
- Man 2: me too.
Replace cheetos with roasted pumpkin nuts and you're right!
5. Your Favourite Colour: Purple
The texture of Kenneth Mitchel's skin tone,
- You a purple ass nigga
6. Your Birthplace: Isle of Wight
Known by many as the Isle of Shite. "People" from this godforsaken island are seen as inbred weirdos by most. They have a cool glass making factory.
- a) Welcome to the island
- b) my sister is also my aunt and is married to my first cousin, and they have 6 children. If you take all their childrens body parts then you'll get 1 and a half full humans
I think they'll find we have TWO glassmaking factories >:(
7. Last Person You Talked To: Kazz
what you call a douche bag who calls himself many differnt things. including nerd cruncher, african american, jewish, and a few others. he is a little white boy who thinks he is black.
- Man: Kazz your my little bitch
- Kazz: I aint be nO oNeS be-otch
- Man: I hope you like a cock meat sandwitch
- Kazz: Do iT cuM wIt Da cReaM FiLlin
- Man: It sure does. Now start eating you little bitch
- Kazz: Man i loVes dEM coCk Meat SaNDwitChes
So Kazz... Cock meat sandwiches! >:3
8. Last Thing You Had To Drink: Cranberry Juice
Blood. Called cranberry juice because it's the the red liquid you get at a cocktail party if it goes on too long.
When I visited your mom, I got so into our cocktail party that I lost track of time and stayed until she started giving me cranberry juice.
9. Your Nickname: Afro
one of the coolest hairstyles known to man
*must never under any circumstances be worn by caucasians...it's called an "afro" for a reason.
- "Blake wishes he could have an afro...too bad he's a cracker."
I can't help it ;_;